The Bald Prima Donna

A Bear Pit Theatre Company Production

The Bald Prima Donna written by Eugene Ionesco
Translated from the French by Donald Watson

Directed by Steve Farr

This is a hilariously maniacal assault on the banality of English suburbia. A family is discussed, every member of which is called Bobby Watson; a young couple is alarmed to find that they have been married for years.

Review – Bum on a Seat

Cast:

Mrs Smith – Emma Beasley
Mr Smith – Thomas Hodge
Mary the Maid – Claire Bradwell
Mr Martin – Tom Purchase-Rathbone
Mrs Martin – India Willes
Chief Fire Officer – Barry Purchase-Rathbone

Performance Dates
13 - 17 February 2018
7:30pm
(2:30pm matinee 17 February)

Venue
The Bear Pit Theatre, Rother Street, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 6LU

Running time
1hr & 15mins (no interval)

In rehearsal...

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